that, while a suppressor doesn’t completely silence gun noise, it “cuts the percentage of the noise down to make shooting sports a little nicer for people’s hearing.” ) has never cared too much about portraying Greek life in an accurate light, but I digress. The party is straight pimpin’, when a few of the sisters are interrupted by a girl with bloody hands. She leads them upstairs to a bathroom where they see a pledge in a bloody bathtub holding a baby. Quickly named “the worst Kappa pledge ever,” the freshman claims she had no idea she was pregnant; she’s so embarrassed, but she needs medical help. The older girls aren’t having it, though. They do not want to interrupt the party or let anyone else find out what happened. Instead, they decide to go downstairs and enjoy the rest of the party (and dance to TLC’s “Waterfalls” because, duh, that’s, like, their jam) and then figure out what to do with this quite literal mess on their hands later. Unfortunately for them (but not us — we’re smarter than that. After four seasons ofAmerican Horror Story While Chanel and Chad are fighting relationship specifics, Pete breaks into Dean Munch’s office in an effort to find out more information about the Kappas. While there, he encounters the Devil man, but manages to survive the attack. When he wakes up following the incident, he has a note attached to his shirt that says “MYOB” or “Mind Your Own Business.” Back in his room, he tells Grace all about what happened and she reveals to him the story she heard about the girl dying at the Kappa house. While talking, Grace stumbles upon the exact Devil costume that has been seen terrorizing the Kappas hanging inside of Pete’s closet. He claims that he’s the football mascot and that a lot of people have that costume — but Grace isn’t so sure. She flees the room in terror, but not before asking Pete how old he is. “20,” he says, to which she replies “that’s how old the baby would be if it grew up,” because I guess Pete is the only 20-year-old at that college. The logic behind Grace assuming Pete is the same baby who was born at the Kappa house? It leaves something to be desired. Still, it’s possible. The gala raised a whopping $1.4 million for NDI programming and arts education, and that’s in addition to a $1.5 million grant they received from the Howard Gilman Foundation. All that adds up to awhole